Along the fence, among the cabbages, lived a great ginormous, gopher, every day when it pulled down my fruits and vegetables with a deep sucking sound, it would scream like the screams of a coyote, the gopher must have been around 600 pounds. On a sunny day, in the garden was the gopher, without a sound, I crept in slimy muck, past the cellar door  to the garden, and sprinkled gopher poison all over, after a couple of days he was gone and i could finally play outside with my friends.